Best 10+ Fresh Cricket Jokes You May Like

Fresh and Best Cricket Jokes
Fresh and Best Cricket Jokes

Best 10+ Fresh Cricket Jokes You May Like...

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Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE"

Ganguly: Do or die. 

Sehwag: Do before you die. 

Dravid: DO until they die. 

Tendulkar: do that will never die... 

Laxman: Do when everyone else die. 

Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat).... 

Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.

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SRK, Rajini and Chiranjeevi at Cricket Match if our stars play cricket matches it would go like this 

Chiranjeevi:
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power….... the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that. 

Cheeru WINS the match! 


Shahrukh:

Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man…...... .....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram…. 

Shahruk WINS the match! 


Rajinikanth:
Rajni the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball… 

Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power….... the ball splits into “TWO” 1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR. 

Rajini WINS the match!

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Pressure on Pakistan Cricket Captain

What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

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Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Umpires are God

In international cricket the umpires are given the status of God 

And when playing cricket in the street when the umpire out to him just the same thing is spoken .... on 

Khaja 
is out in the vows of his father 

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Cricket Fever

Husband was busy watching

Ind vs Pak match.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu??

Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted

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‘CHHAKKA’

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His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!

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E-mail ID's of our cricketers

1 LAXMAN: [email protected]

2 KUMBLE: [email protected]_match.com

3 SACHIN: [email protected]

4 KAIF: [email protected]_nothing.com

5 SEHWAG: [email protected] out_of_form.com

6 DRAVID: [email protected]_like_fevicol.com

7 PATHAN: [email protected]_with_ kenya.com

8 GREG CHAPPELL: [email protected]

9 Munaf Patel: only_line&[email protected]

10 Harbhajan Singh: [email protected]

11 Suresh Raina: [email protected] god_knows.com

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Some Question & Answer Jokes on Indian Cricket

Q: What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?

A.They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 

Q: What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A: A bat.

 

Q:  What would Glen McGrath be if he was an indian?

A: An allro under.

 

Q:  What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by indian batsmen?

A: The walk back to the pavilion.

 

Q: Who has the easiest job in the indian squad?

A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

 

Q:  Why is sachin tendulkar the unluckiest indian player?

A: Becaus e he was born in india.

 

Q:  What’s the indian version of LBW?

A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

 

Q: Who spends the most time on the 'crease' of anyone in the indian team?

A: The person who ironed the cricket jerseys

 

Q: what is the difference between an indian fielder and a condom?

A: one drops a catch and other catches a drop

 

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A: The entire Indian innings.

 

Q: How should the indian coach reshuffle the Indian batting order?

A: Move Extras up the order

 

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

A: 3 runs in 3 balls

 

Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?

A: When he is bowling.

 

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?

A: In Advertisements.

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