Best 20+ Beautiful Misleading Whatsapp Messages

Best 20+ Beautiful Misleading Whatsapp Messages

Top 24 Best & Beautiful Misleading Whatsapp Messages | Enjoy & Share with your Friends

From the moment I saw u

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue 
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm..............NEW SHOES…!!!

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He came 2 me 1 nite

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... 
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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In the morning

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think 
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because 
I am hungry…!!!

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Someday u may lose

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have…!!!

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No visits No Call

No visits
No calls
No missed calls
No sms
No mails
I m worried..........u r in Jail again…???

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Zor zor ke jhatke

Ek larki dusri se: yaar shuru shuru me to bara maza aa raha tha lekin,...
Doosri: lekin kia? Batao na
1st: lekin jab bad me zor zor ke jhatke lagne lage,
Meri to kamar hi toot gai,
Main to kasam khati hun k aainda riksha me kabhi safar nahi karungi…!!!

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We r true friends

Promise me
We r true friends
I m the HEART, u r the BEAT
I m the WATER, u r the FISH
I m the MOON, u r the STAR
I m the TREE
&
u r MONKEY…!!!

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Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega…!!!

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Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai

Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai…!!!

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Zindagi ek Ajeeb Paheli Hai

Zindagi ek Ajeeb Paheli Hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi…!!!

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Imagine

Imagine
urself in a boat
which is sinking 
sharks all around u
what can u do 2 save urself?
very simple
stop IMAGINING…!!!

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Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank with YES/NO

1)..., Im not mentally fit!
2)..., I have no brain!
3)..., I have no commonsense!
4).., I am mad…!!!

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Tum Achhe Imandar

Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Payre
Dimagwale ho.

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai…!!!

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I was nervous at first

I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it...
I eased myself onto it & i liked it! I went up & down on it, I love escalators now…!!!

|--- Misleading Whatsapp Message---|

 

 

Girl Boy Conversation

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi 
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? 
GIRL: Tum 


Tum 


Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P 😉

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Small things hurts a lot

Some times small things in life hurts a lot.... 

If u don't agree with me... . . . . . . . . . . . . 

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN....:-)

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Cell Phone Causes Radiation

Cell Phone Causes Radiation & It Results In Brain Damage !

But You are Safe.

It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are, No Brain No Pain…!!!

|--- Misleading Whatsapp Message---|

 

 

What is a Mobile

What is a Mobile?

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R U looking for answer ?

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Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai…!!!

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U are Sweet like

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON…!!!

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U r 20% Fantastic

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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This is my leg

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now....!!!

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Aapki 1 Baat

Aapki 1 baat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi…!!!

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Smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. 
Of course you know the first one... 😀 





It's keeping ur mouth shut. 😛 
But I like the way U think! 😉

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