Top 31 Best and Beautiful Whatsapp Funny Messages

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Advice to All Youth

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now. 
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel…!!!

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Revenge

Dear girls..

Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge...!!!

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No Valentine on Valentines Day

Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day…!!!

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Girlfriend Name on Hand

A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
Why???
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Paining???
No..!! Then???..

Spelling mistake..!! :O

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Aaram Ke Liye

Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jaayenge? 
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Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass…!!!

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How To Get Attention

If You Want People

To Give You Attention,

"Bring A Pen With

You While Going

To The Bank..."

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This is Ultimate

This is Ultimate

Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???

Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike…!!!

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Talking To Wife

Talking to wife is
most relaxing and
it also improves
life span says a
new study from England.
It says it reduces
tension by 90 percent
and reduces risk
of heart attack
by 80 percent.
It also states that
it's a 100 percent
relaxing..


But, it does not say
whose wife…!!!

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Logic Questions and Amazing Answers

Logic Questions:

1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 
2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 
3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 
4) How can u double ur money quickly? 

Amazing Answers:

1) When sum1 rides on d horse.
2) In a dictionary.
3) In a map.
4) Show it in front of a mirror…!!!

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Good old days

Good old days

When I was a child,
My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 
5kgs of potatoes,
2 loaves of bread,
3 packs of milk,
A pack of cheese,
A packet of tea,
& half dozen eggs.

You can't do that now. Too many damn....

Security cameras…!!!

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Sit and Study

"SIT & STUDY"
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the above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments. Plz.

DON'T TRY THIS at HOME…!!!

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Love Today

Earlier:
Luv started wid eyes 
Grew wid gifts
Ended wid tears

Now:
Luv starts frm cellphone
Grows wid msgs
&
Ends wid 
"The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"

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Safety Tip for Winters

Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
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throw water on the mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye…!!!

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Whenever U Feel Depressed

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor…!!!

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Infection On Lips

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
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Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl: Ek saal pehle.
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Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai "JUNG" lag gayi hai…!!!

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CID Aur Sony

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya 
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya…!!!

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Cool Advice

A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs!
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs!
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Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL!
JUST SLEEP WELL!!!

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Girlfriend in the same College

What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
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100% Attendance ... =P =D

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Who Invented I Love You

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever…!!!

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Definition of Laziness

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. 🙂
Be lazy think crazy…!!!

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Who is Talking

A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?"

boy replies,
"its me..
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talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up" 😉

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Don't break heart

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... 🙂

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More Dangerous than Mafia

Why are wives "more" dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both…!!!

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Teeth vs Tongue

Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..."
Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)

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Girlfriend's name on hand

A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake......~:P

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Laziest person in the world

Who is the laziest
person in the world?
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The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm…!!!

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Simple Question

If 1=5.

2=25.

3=125.

4=625.

5=?

Think Before Scrolling 😛

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*Ans is 1 !

See The 1st Line.

MORAL : Life's Very Simple, Don't Make It Complicated...!! 🙂 🙂

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How Newton invented his Law

A cow was walking Newton stopped it.
It stopped. He found his 1st law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"

He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA'
He formulated d 2nd law
"F = MA"

After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton
Then he formulated d 3rd law 
"Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"

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Etc full form

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity…!!!

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What is a line

Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. 🙂

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Funny Truth

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D 😛

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