Top 30 Best and Beautiful Whatsapp Insult Messages

Whatsapp Insult Messages

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When u feel sad

When u feel sad?
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say?
Damn I am really so cute?
U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit?
Coz liars go to hell …!!!

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Kyu mera dil dukhate ho

Kyu mera dil dukhate ho..
kyu mujse har baat chupate ho..
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap..
gore hone k liye VIM BAR se nahate ho...!!!

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A grammar freak girl

A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend

" You are as useless as.
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''AY'' in ''OKAY''

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Height Of Insult

Height Of Insult...
YOU swipe the ATM Card and ATM Machine shows this message
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"AAGE CHALO BABA"

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Bura Maan Gaye

Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura maan liya?
O.K.
O.K.
Roses r red, skies r blue,I born smart, what d hell hapened to u.
Thoda sa aur bura maan lo :p

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Do u remember the day

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS…!!!

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Kaghaz Pe Likha Tera Naam

Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai,
Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi
Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai…!!!

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Most people have 5 senses

Most people have 5 senses.
But u r blessed with 6 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE…!!!

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Dil ne dil se

Dil ne dil se kuchh kehna chhor dia,
Aankhon ne aankhon se milna chhor dia,
Aur Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua mere dost,
Aapne to muh dhona hi chhor dia…!!!

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Fursat Mein Banaya Hoga

Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga?
Jaante hain kyon....
Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain…???

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AQAL kya hoti hai

Maine pocha AQAL kya hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aur aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kya hoti hai…???

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Bhoot Ki Beti

Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu!
Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi
Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->

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I love the Most

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly...
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey…!!!

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SMS Me Immediately

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately…!!!

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Flowers and Butterfly

Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya…!!!

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Use of Thumb

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms…!!!

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Is dil ka kaha mano

Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do,
Ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Mere upar faqat itna sa ehsaan kar do,
Aaj naha kar pure mohalle ko hairaan kar do…!!!

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Im Worried

No visits...
No calls...
No sms...
No letters...
No missed calls...
Im worried.
Kya hua zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya…???

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Pyar Na Rahe To

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
Bandar ki tarah uchhal-kood kaun karega…!!!

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Dil Mein Ik Shor

Dil mein ik shor ho raha hai,
Bina sms dil bor ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa to nahi ki tu,
Kutte ki neend so raha hai…???

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Bura lagta hai yaar

Abey O ande ke chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli !
Sare hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi ke chooze!
Africa ke bandar!
Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar…!!!

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Sirf Aap Ke Liye

Ye badal, ye bijli sirf aap k liye,
Ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye,
8 mahine nahaye nahi,
Ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish...
Sirf aap k liye…!!!

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In Summer's Rain

In summer's rain
U must b feeling 4 going out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet wit friends
Jump around
Koi baat nahi. . .
Every frog feels the same…!!!

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Monkey is Missing in Zoo

One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.!
Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is!
Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent…!!!

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Two devils in my dreams

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?
Video Dekhenge…!!!

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If A Gorilla Catches U

If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?
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I know u both will start playing...
Its natural when close friends meet…!!!

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